Our examiner is a five year old girl named Honey. She’s smiling when you enter her room, legs crossed. You’ve heard of her before and you know that she is an extremely cruel little girl who doesn’t let go of you once she has decided not to.

“Are you ready to take your test?” she asks and waits. “If you’re not ready, you can feel free to sit back and listen to my stories.”

The structure of the test is simple. It is the inverse of two truths and a lie, except that there are five options. Within each of the options, there is one truth hidden among four lies. Your only job is to find the truth.